Christmas is bad. Dorian knows the score.
Valuable bitching-about-old-comics time has been lost to the yearly time-and-money vacuum that is "Christmas". Bah, humbug to Christmas, sir! Humbug indeed!
I've been hanging lights, addressing envelopes, and picking out gifts, but what about the comics? Won't somebody please think of the comics!?
In lieu of actual content, enjoy this evil, evil Dan Clowes comic from Eightball #14: