Thursday, December 28, 2006

Let's All Get New Armor!

UPDATED! 1/16/07

Everyone loves new armor! Let's all get new armor!!

IRON MAN got new armor! It has TEATS, from which to suckle GIN!!

MOON KNIGHT got new armor! He's not worried about WOLVES anymore!!

BOOSTER GOLD got new armor! TWICE!!

THOR got new armor! I think he missed the point!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA got new armor! He's CHIMNEY-KICKIN' happy about it, too!

SPIDER-MAN got new armor! It's always best to hire a PROFESSIONAL to tile the bathroom floor!!

BATMAN got new armor!! ROBIN didn't - that's why he's DEAD!!

CATWOMAN got new armor! RADICAL!!

Later for YOU - I gotta go get me some NEW ARMOR!

with suggestions from "real" "live" Again With the Comics Readers!

I knew THE PUNISHER must have gotten new armor at some point! Thanks to Spenser Carnage for finding it! WICKED KEWL!!

And thanks to Gaeasoldier for reminding me about DAREDEVIL's new armor! BITCHIN'!!

Commentor P-TOR gives us this oddball choice: wacky "mystical" armor for Doctor Strange!


Spencer Carnage said...

Let's not forget the Punisher:

Anonymous said...

And don't forget Daredevil! Issues 319-325 from Volume 1.

I have to admit I kind of like it and nice job and getting all those covers/armor together.

LurkerWithout said...

You forgot the Thor armor from his brittle bones curse period. Full helm with bushy beard and everything...

Brian Hughes said...

This was more of a tongue-in-cheek look at bad/inappropriate armoring choices. The Armor your talking about was neither bad nor inappropriate, and may well make a future "Greatest costume changes Ever" article. Or not.

SanctumSanctorumComix said...

Hey man,

Not a lot of people know that Doctor Strange had armor for a little while too.

(He had to whip up a new power source after splitting himself into 3 entities and tossing all his old "powers" out the window. Yeah, I know. It was...complicated.)

Anyway, his physical form started to deteriorate and he had a big battle with an ancient evil she-sorcerer ahead of him (Salome, one of Earth's 1st Sorcerer Supremes), so he needed an edge.

Thus, he whipped up mystical armor in order to keep his bod in one piece.

I'll email you 2 pics.
One from the cover of Doctor Strange; Sorcerer Supreme # 74 and the other from the 1995 Fleer Flair card.