When fear-stink hu-man ask Zabu write guest column, Zabu not know what to say. "Zabu not write, Zabu am saber-tooth tiger, stupid hu-man!" come to mind. But him not digesting well, Zabu no sleep, so Zabu take over blog, tell ALL of greatness of Zabu, mightiest of Sabercats!!!
(Ahem) Excuse Zabu. Zabu lose composure. not used to audience.
Zabu longtime Marvel mainstay, own golden hair hu-man name Ka-Zar. Zabu come from far away Savage Land. Many times, super heros come. Many times Zabu is Good Cat, NOT eat superheros.
Many Times, Zabu fight beside golden hair hu-man! GO ZABU!!!!!
Later, golden hair hu-man name Ka-Zar bring home mate, red hair female name Shanna. Zabu not mind. Zabu not mind one bit.
As you see, Zabu am greatest Marvel hero of all! Now read Zabu factoids - wise up about mighty king of sabertooths!