Sunday, June 17, 2007

Jimmy and Lois Nude Shocker!!!

In Countdown #46, Jimmy Olsen confronts Sleeze, an Apokoliptan exile who claims to have information about the death of Lightray, and I can't believe no one has mentioned this little tidbit:

Holy crap. There's a Sleez-directed, Jimmy Olsen/Lois Lane porno circulating in the DC Universe. With a guest appearance by Winslow Schott as the Pizza Guy. One can't help but picture the untold tale in terms of a Weisinger-era cover: Superman (thinking): (CHOKE) My best pal, and my girlfriend...going at it like Kryptonian Hyper-Bunnies! Cover Blurb reads: Complete in this issue: "The Cuckold Superman." The mind boggles. Just another wacky chapter in the erotic adventures of Superman!

5 comments:

Charlie Anders said...

Wow, that's a really disturbing thought...

But then again, how else would Sleez know so much about Jimmy's bare chest?

kborg@itaggit.com said...

I'm new to the comic scene and this is a really interesting post to me. I had no idea there was a past between Lois and Jimmy. I look forward to reading more.

Anonymous said...

I believe that Mr. Hughes is joking or, at least, I hope he is. However, there was a storyline in Action Comics during John Byrne's mid-80's run in which Sleeze attempted to stage a porn involving a brainwashed/drugged Big Barda and Superman. I believe Mister Miracle crashed the scene before filming started. What a c*ck-blocker.

Brian Hughes said...

I was joking in what I described, but there may or may not be a real story attached to Jimmy's comment. If there is, it's bound to be tame, but I'm looking into it.

Lu�s Lago said...

I have the brazilian version of the comic they are talking about. I also have the comic with the superman/big barda porno,also produced by sleez