Friday, August 17, 2007

The Fly and the Black Hood in: Vow Kapow!








What are we... are we playing can you top this?
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Oooo-kay...I THE FLY DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT NEITHER THREATS, NOR BRIBES, NOR BULLETS, NOR ZOMBIES, NOR ROBOTS, NOR DRACULAS, NOR DEATH ITSELF, SHALL KEEP ME FROM FULFILLING MY SACRED VOW…TO ERASE CRIME FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!






I THE BLACK HOOD DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT NEITHER THREATS, NOR BRIBES, NOR BULLETS, NOR ZOMBIES, NOR ROBOTS, NOR DRACULAS, NOR THE DEVIL, NOR NAZI DINOSAURS, NOR NINJAS, NOR AN EVIL ME FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, NOR SOMEBODY TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO STRANGLE ME IN MY CRIB BEFORE I’M BORN, NOR DEATH ITSELF, SHALL KEEP ME FROM FULFILLING MY SACRED VOW…TO ERASE CRIME FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!





Look Hood, what's your problem? Do you have to keep topping me? Dude, we're on the same team, right? We're both dedicated to fighting crime - so dedicated in fact, that we each wrote separate but eerily familiar vows to crush crime! Look, you know I'm on board with this "erase crime" gig. Seriously, fuck crime, am I right?!? What d'you say, pal? Truce?





MOTHERFUCKER! I THE BLACK HOOD DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT NEITHER THREATS, NOR BRIBES, NOR BULLETS, NOR ZOMBIES, NOR ROBOTS, NOR DRACULAS, NOR THE DEVIL, NOR NAZI DINOSAURS, NOR NINJAS, NOR AN EVIL ME FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, NOR SOMEBODY TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO STRANGLE ME IN MY CRIB BEFORE I’M BORN, NOR SNIVELING PUNK-ASS PIPSQUEAK SOFT-ON-CRIME TEAM-MATES, NOR DEATH ITSELF, SHALL KEEP ME FROM FULFILLING MY SACRED VOW…TO ERASE CRIME FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!! I WILL DESTROY CRIME!! CHOP OFF MY ARMS AND LEGS! I DARE YOU!! MY LIMBLESS TORSO WILL STILL FLOP FORTH, POWERED BY SHEER HATE AND WRATH, CONTINUING MY INEXORABLE CRUSADE TO ERASE! CRIME! FROM! THE! FACE! OF! THE!! EARTH!!!!





Enough! You win! Tell you what, I'm gonna go and specifically not erase crime from the face of the Earth now, okay? I'll leave that to you, big guy. Forget my phone number! Gotta go!





And, inevitably...

Oh, those wacky Mighty Crusaders!








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2 comments:

Blockade Boy said...

Tonight on ESPN2! EXTREME OATH-TAKING!!!

Hee-larious! I nearly busted a gut!

Brian Hughes said...

Thanks! High praise indeed, from the most fashionable blogger around!