Chilling Tales of Poop

Horrificus: Hahaha! Pathetic mortal worm! You have fallen before the daemonic minions of darkness! For your mortal crimes you shall be hung by the neck until dead! So it is written in the Book of Evil, so wont it be!!! NOW! Prepare to be hung! HUNG TO FULFILL THE CURSE of the TOMB!!!

Terrified Victim: EEEEAAAHHHHH!!! EYAHH!! EEEEEEEEYAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Hagatha: And I’LL clean up the poop!

Terrified Victim: EEEe... What!?! You-you’ll what?

Hagatha: Well, when we hang you, you’re going to poop yourself. And I’ll be right there to scoop it up and dispose of it properly. Hence the little shovel.

Horrificus: SILENCE!!! For Satan’s sake, Hagatha! You’re ruining the mood! FOOL! Your befoulment is the least of your worries!! FEAR INSTEAD FOR YOUR SOUL !!!!!!

Terrified Victim: AAAAAHHHHH!!! YAAAAA!!! EEEEAAAHHHHH!!!