Speaking of turkeys, how much of a turkey do you have to be to give yourself a terminal illness dressing up in a gimp suit in order to fail at robbing banks? Don't ask the ASBESTOS MAN. He's undoubtedly dead of Mesothelioma, courtesy of his poorly self-designed asbestos clothing sending millions of jolly, microscopic fiberous visitors to his lungs, lo, those many years ago when that punk ass Human Torch beat him so very, very easily. Sadly, it would be a race between the chrysotile fibers strangling his lungs and the fibers burrowing under his skin as to which horrific form of cancer would take him first skin or lung, if not both. Such are the horrors and consequences of unsafe asbestos handling.
Whats wrong chuckles, all this talk of Asbestosis got you down? Am I "bumming you out"? Harshing your buzz ?!? GOOD !!
Whats wrong chuckles, all this talk of Asbestosis got you down? Am I "bumming you out"? Harshing your buzz ?!? GOOD !!
ASBESTOS SAFETY IS NO JOKE, JUNIOR.
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Look out! He's got a NET!!
Hey, Brian Hughes! I like how you shut off the comments on the "Red Hulk's Offensive Line" article to avoid giving an answer to a simple question--an answer which you obviously do not possess. Pretty cowardly way to handle the whole thing. I wonder if you thought that would solve your problem of being held accountable for what you write? I'm thinking it won't.
I'm always amused when the person whining about accountability comes in as an anonymous responder. The term douche comes to mind.
Loeb must be awesome, that's why he's doing so well on Lost...
...oh wait...
(the guy sucks, get over it.
Just as "Paste-Pot Pete" returned as the more dangerous, and slightly less silly "Trapster," so too did "The Asbestos Man" change his gimmick just a bit to return as a more serious, more dangerous, villain.
BEWARE: THE CRIMSON CARCINOMA!!
He lives! He wheezes! He kills!
See, now him, you ran away from.
BLACKLUNG: HIS BREATH IS DEATH!
I'm actually fighting cancer and this shit's funny. Just the laugh I needed.
I'm sorry to hear that, but glad to help if I can. Hang in there buddy, the world needs all the comic book geeks it can get.
Sorry to hear that and best of luck to you.
I never heard of such a funny thing as dissing a low end Marvel villian. Damn you made me laugh.Boy were we dumb to read them back in the 60's..dumb but ahh what silly fun.
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